Another Joke

[zl900_moab]

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark
writers are having a bad day........

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My tire was thumping.

I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!


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Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.



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Looking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"



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Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.



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How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?



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I've always wanted to have

someone to hold,

someone to love.

After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.



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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.



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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.



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Congratulations on your promotion.

Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.



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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )



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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!



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When we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.



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We have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?



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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.



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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?



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Your friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
I made another funny...
No it was forwarded to me via e-mail, but it's still friggin' FUNNY

[zlMark]

I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.


Being divorced i can relate to this one :D

[zl900_moab]

Me too, I did better the 2nd time around, though.
You will appreciate this:
I gave my ex the house, the car, the appliances, all of the furniture, the bank account, but when she said she wanted the Eliminator I said HELL NO...I had to draw the line somewhere...
The best part is, it's true.
moab...

[Southernstyle]

You gotta keep your pride man!
Later,
SS

[zl900_moab]

To hell with pride, I love my bike more than I EVER loved that soul-sucking....Well...You get the picture.
moab... :oops:

[Southernstyle]

How well I do. :lol:
Later,
SS

[rammy1500]

I can relate as well, first thing I did when my ex asked for the divorce was call my mom to tell her I wanted my brother's Eliminator from his estate. The ex said I couldn't have the bike but that all changed when she didn't want to be married to me anymore.

[zl900_moab]

Good job...All I can say...Good Job!!!
moab...