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zlMark
12-24-2006, 03:12 PM
A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!

Here's how the scam works:
Two very good-looking 21-22 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.
You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th, 20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So be careful. :D

zl900_moab
12-24-2006, 06:10 PM
Well.....I hope that Home Depot comes to MY town soon.....Until then, sream my name once will ya Mark?I appreciate it.
moan....I mean....moab....

Southernstyle
12-24-2006, 09:27 PM
You Ohio boys have all the damn fun!
Later,
SS

bull
12-28-2006, 07:04 AM
A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!

Here's how the scam works:
Two very good-looking 21-22 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.
You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th, 20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So be careful. :D

I think that's my sis and her cousin doin that, both of em are driving real nice rides lately - but one thing I noticed when relieving me self in her throne was all those empty crab riddin bottles in her trash can.... oh well hope you got some lighter fluid and a good razor -- can be good sport one evening pickin the lil bastards off.

Bull

Rick_in_WA
12-28-2006, 12:00 PM
you havnt introduced me to your sisters yet.

bull
12-29-2006, 01:55 AM
you havnt introduced me to your sisters yet.

Fat chance on that don't need any more stubby lil bikers in our family got enuf of em

Rick_in_WA
12-29-2006, 10:17 AM
you havnt introduced me to your sisters yet.

Fat chance on that don't need any more stubby lil bikers in our family got enuf of em

hahahahahahaha well maybe Susan Has sisters!.........