Rick made a trip to the ER

[bull]

Rick calls me this morning said he is having some "trouble" seeing spots and feeling faint -- figured he'd just been asked to get it up more than once in 24 hrs and was having an anxiety attack -- turns out his Blood pressure was shooting to the moon -- I find it's most always a woman's bad when this **** happens they are either bustin yer heart yer wallett or both -- maybe we should all pitch in and get rick a lil Lamb, he's already got boots he can stuff her hind legs in

They gave him some meds and told him to go get lazy -- course he didn't listen --- if ya check out buddy cuz ya didn't listen I get yer ride (it's in my garage anywho) and ya know I'll be gentle she'll never see a red line lol.

Get better Bro need ya around so I can pic on ya

Bull

[zlMark]

Rick you need to quit smoking, relax take a deep breath. Quiting smoking is enough stress by itself. Hope you feel better buddy :good luck:

[Rick_in_WA]

I dont want a lamb if its not stump broke

[SnakeDoctor]

Quit them cigs man, they are really the pits. I can't say too much as I too smoke the fricken things and their killing me. Take care of yourself.

[Southernstyle]

What's up with this?! First Moab and now Rick? Do we pick on you guys too much and give you a complex or something? Seriously, hope you get to feeling better.
Later,
SS

[Rick_in_WA]

its no biggiy SS Bull left the damn gate ope his pincess sheep got out, I got nervous he was gonna kick my ass cause she was his fav. had an anxiety attack had to go to ER

[bull]

The truth came out yesterday folks --- probly shouldn't say anything but I don't think we've made a "Man Law" on this topic as yet so here goes --

Rick, his ownself, admitted (while standing next to a chest full of metric tools) that's like putting your hand on the bible, that what happened was he over "medicated" on the Viagra and it shot his bp way up.

My only cocnern is why tempt fate with a true "winter'n woman"?

I think Rick may have a "wintering woman" that fits ALL the below stated requirements because everytime I go over to his house he runs her out the back doorand makes her hide by the wood shed until I leave. He didn't think I knew but that strong "fish" odor lingers and the real key is the dishes are always done.

Foir the under privledged in the art of survivn'g a cold winter as a bachelor I shall pontificate on qualitys or lack of same of a TRUE "wintering woman".

1. She has to be UGLY - because come spring when she leaves you'll be relieved instead of heart broke.

2. She has to be FAT - because a truly FAT woman not only knows how to cook but is damn good at it.

3. She has to be 3 foot tall - Rick's case is harder cuase he's stubby in his own right, he'll need a 2 footer.

4. Flat head is a MUST, soft downy hair is desired, for place to rest your beer, especially when in the garage so it won't spill and lose any precious liquid.

5. This last one is a tricky one and y'all might want to stay away from this requirement, many a man has married a FAT, UGLY, STUBBY, FLAT HEADED woman that had this in her package - she has to be able to SUCK a golf ball through three feet of garden hose without coming up for air.

[SnakeDoctor]

I think Bull and Rick need a short time in Thailand to get rid of their STRESS. :rotf:

[bull]

I think Bull and Rick need a short time in Thailand to get rid of their STRESS. :rotf:

PHILLIPINES are cheaper and classier women --well my class anyway

[Southernstyle]

Ah the true romantics, gotta love 'em.
Moab, where u at? You're missing golden oppertunities here!
Later,
SS

[Rick_in_WA]

hahahahahaha,. notice you havent met or seen the new g/f? she is like my harly alot of fun to ride. but...... wee you know the rest of it

[zl900_moab]

DAMN....I missed it...I was busy hanging out at my father-in-laws house....He is a Methodist Minister.....So, now I am ready to roll....Rick, stop taking so much Viagra, it's not good, besides one could get stuck in your throat, talk about a stiff neck...Unless you got to Thailand or the Phillipines, then you will need it...SS, I am sorry....Late to the party as usual...Bull, I like you already, give 'em hell...And also, Rick, PLEASE QUIT SMOKING, I am doing it, you can too!!!!!
moab...

[zlMark]

And also, Rick, PLEASE QUIT SMOKING, I am doing it, you can too!!!!!
moab...Me too!

WE CAN DO IT THESE LITTLE MFER'S AREN'T GONNA RUN MY LIFE!

[zl900_moab]

Been 3 weeks....Needed alot of support, but I am getting it done...
moab...

[rammy1500]

I disagree, keep smoking those coffin nails, that's how I got my '85 off my brother, he smoked since he was 14, dropped over dead at 37. Although those weren't the "official" cause, I'm sure they didn't help. So if you want to see some 18 yo kid trashing your restored bikes keep up the smoking so they can pick your bike up for a song from your widow.

[zl900_moab]

Wow.....Talk about morbid....But, good point Rammy....I don't want some snot-nosed punk-assed kid riding around on MY ZL, he's gonna have to go find some other guys bike to ride.....Mine's gonna be buried with me....All joking aside....It's been the lions share of a month and not 1 puff....If I can, so can you.
moab... :)

[Southernstyle]

Thanks for the kind words there Rammy! :rotf:

Hey cool avatar Moab!
Later,
SS

[zl900_moab]

Swiped my avatar from the GhostRider movie website, SS.
moab...